awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

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elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

• You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

• absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

(via mail-man)

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

(via mail-man)

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

(via allyouneedislove-andacat)

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

(via charlieasaurus)

shavingryansprivates:

fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life

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iguanamouth:

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS  THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE

(via elliegouding)

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aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.

niggaimdeadass:

it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th 

a nigga was stressed and depressed 

walking home like 

“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”

on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom

luckily they had this program 

“read away your fees” or some shit like that 

every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off 

my niggas. 

my mother aint see me for about a month and a half. 

(via sartharion)

bees:

in the trap

(via letshavechildren)

ghost-anus:

yourswiftles:

so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life

and I find these

i doNT UNDERSTAND

I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE

HELP ME

paranormal blacktivity

(via sexualvegan)

swagchat:

swagchat:

swagchat:

what type of music do chiropractors listen to

hip-pop

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(Source: thesophistocat, via kellaaayxgrrr)