how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
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You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
NO HABLA INGLÉS.
not even the right grade
not even the right school
what year is it
(via soularskyline)
It’s been about 6 years and this is still hilarious.
(Source: gusdontbeasillygoose, via tangerinemonster)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via jynxedkeyboard)
calling your parents by their first names because you’re sassy and cannot be tamed
(via my-happy-conscious)
what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
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