tlyudacris:

miaism:

campaign to stop putting raisins in food 　

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what

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instagrampa:

how to excite a large crowd of white people:

• play don’t stop believin’ by journey

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Teacher asks you to read out loud.

nicoosuxx:

You don’t even know the page they’re on

What book are we reading ?!

WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!

ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.

NO HABLA INGLÉS.

not even the right grade

not even the right school

what year is it

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genuis

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It’s been about 6 years and this is still hilarious.

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rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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overplayedsong:

calling your parents by their first names because you’re sassy and cannot be tamed

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methlabrador:

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

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